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General Discussion / Re: Hi from an old friend.
« on: 04 November 2016, 01:12:45 »

You are now about to witness the strength of balcan knowledge.

Straight outta Albania, crazy motherfucker named XG Joris
From the clan called Extreme G
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and zombies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The zombies are gonna hafta come and get me
High ping, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Bill starts to mumble, he wanna rumble
Mix him and cook him in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
With a nubetube that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap for you to change your diaper
With a  k/d ratio like that finnish sniper
Sniper is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go Z to Z, no maybe
I'm knockin zombies out tha box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
That I'm done with the game  Halo C-E
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your country, you wish me luck
Cause XG Joris for sure is gonna fuck up
But remember , make sure to hide in Narnia
As when im there ill come for you, cuz im straight outta Albania

(State of Albania, state of Albania)
Yo Joris
Tell em where you from!

Straight outta Albania, some crazy ass place
More blues I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But this pussy ass profile doesnt show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'm a make my snaps
If not from Snapchat, from stories in Instagram
Let me show what i can do, the definition is "no-scopin'
And when i kick ass they called me 'aimboting'
Shoot a motherfucker in a minute
He'll grow a good piece o' pussy, then go and report
So if you're that fuck that shouts "aimbot"
I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, slut, you're composed to
A crazy muthafucker from Halo CE
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
XG Eagle controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
Every time I pull a shotty off the shelf
You cannot nubetube  and that's a law
N-O-O-B is spelled noob but I'm raw
See, cause I'm the motherfuckin last guy standin
The definition is clear, if i die the game comes to an ending
That's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
But a playa like Joris can go in yo ass very deep
Straight outta Albania...

(State of Albania, State of Albania)
Joris is his name and the boy is comin...

... straight outta Albania
Is a brotha that'll steal your kill
And see the face of an angered Bill
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get shot ill say my controller just failed
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin zombie I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk sneak on me, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a playa sneakin
But don't know where the fuck he's going, just peeking
Lookin for the one they call Joris
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never killed like a ninja in the dark
Except when I run out of ammo, see I'll get over that feeling
And hear the scream of the one who got the last killing
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the  bitch that killed me? Fuck him with lube
You think I give a damn about that bitch? HE IS A NOOB!
This is the autobiography of the J, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get bad karma by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
Word to the motherfucker, straight outta Albania

(State of Albania, State of Albania)
(Damn that shit was dope!)

General Discussion / Hi from an old friend.
« on: 03 November 2016, 13:49:46 »
Hey XG clan.
Its been so long without checking back on this site. And damn, the memories are getting back to me.
I used to play for a long time and used to be the master of positive karma ratio and "infinite" posts.For new users this might not ring a bell at all, but for old folks , i hope they already realized who is the bastard writing this haha.
 I left to chase after my plans and ideas 2-3 years ago? I don't even remember. Since then a lot happened. I moved out my city, started a new life and met new people, some that got to touch my heart. I discovered what i was good at, design and photography. Bought a gear and moved to Italy for a while where i wrote articles for a local book club magazine and worked on projects as a replacement photographer. I traveled after that. Went on a visiting spree. Took a tour from Torino Italy to Paris. Then took e detour to Netherland, University of Twente,  then to Munich ,then to Hanover GE, then Vienna, then a long trip to Dubrovnic, stayed a while there. And moved south. And now, after 4 months of only traveling non stop, i am home. While i was unpacking i found my old pc case and it reminded me of Halo and the crazy time i spent on that game. Nostalgia got to me. Man i remember being the OG undisputed badass zombie annihilator. And when i got caught i was that one zombie that will be a pain in the ass to survive from.
It surely reminded me of this clan and oh boy.. im so happy this clan is still going on and kicking ass. I see how the years have affected this place , a slick new design but a bit innactive community? Where are you guys? Is Halo still going strong? Is Eagle still on acid? Is Bill still covering up his expenses on hookers with fake charities and donations? And where the fuck is Taco?!

Well i want to hear from you all. Ill check back to see if you guys will ignore this just because you cant remember who the hell am i xD
Good to see ya guys!

Spoiler for Hiden:
You sluts better not have forgotten who i am. Its Joris. You know, that annoying guy?[!spoiler]

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